A guy goes over to his buddy's house, rings the bell, but his buddy's wife
answers.

"Hi is Tony home?"
"No he went to the store."
"Well, you mind if I wait?"
"No come in."

They sit down and the friend says "You know Nora, you have the
greatest breasts I have ever seen. I'd give you a hundred bucks if I
could just see one."

Nora thinks about this for a second an figures what the hell - a
hundred bucks.

She opens her robe and shows one. He promptly thanks her and throws a
100 bucks on the table. They sit there a while longer and Chris says
"They are so beautiful I got to see the both of them. I'll give you
another 100 bucks if I could just see the both of them together."

Nora thinks about this and says what the hell opens her robe and
gives Chris a nice long look. Chris thanks her and throws another 100
bucks on the table then says he can't wait any longer for Tony and
leaves.

A while later Tony arrives home and his wife says "You know your
weird friend Chris came over. "

Tony thinks about this for a second and says "Well did he drop off the
200 bucks he owes me?"