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>From: jim.gunn@autodesk.com
>Date: Mon, 14 Apr 97 15:33:51 PST
>To: dragon@innerpeacemusic.com
>Subject: A little chuckle
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>     a little chuckle....
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>______________________________ Forward Header
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>Subject: (Fwd) 8^D Equal Opportunity
>Author:  Mike Briggs <Mike.Briggs@Eng.Sun.COM> at smtpcc1
>Date:    4/14/97 2:50 PM
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>     
> TOP 5 REASONS WHY COMPUTERS MUST BE MALE
>     
>  5. They're heavily dependent on external tools and equipment.
>     
>  4. They periodically cut you off right when you think you've
>      established a network connection.
>     
>  3. They'll usually do what you ask them to do, but they won't
>      do more than they have to and they won't think of it on their own.
>     
>  2. They're typically obsolete within five years and need to be traded in
>     for a new model. Some users, however, feel they've already invested so 
>     much in the damn machine that they're compelled to remain with an 
>     underpowered system.
>     
>  1. They get hot when you turn them on, and that's the only time you have
>     their attention.
>     
> FIVE REASONS WHY COMPUTERS MUST BE FEMALE:
>     
>   5. No one but their creator understands their internal logic.
>     
>   4. Even your smallest mistakes are immediately committed to memory
>      for future reference.
>     
>   3. The native language used to communicate with other computers is
>      incomprehensible to everyone else.
>     
>   2. The message, "Bad command or filename," is about as informative
>      as "If you don't know why I'm mad at you, then I'm certainly not 
>      going to tell you."
>     
>   1. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself
>      spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.
>     
>     
>
>
>
Melanie Baker Carlson
Customer Service Representative
Steven Halpern's Inner Peace Music
http://www.innerpeacemusic.com