USEFUL PHRASES WHEN TRAVELLING IN ARAB AREAS *AKBAR KHALI-KALI HAFTIR LOTFAN Thank you for showing me your gun *FEKUR GABUL ORDAN DAVAT PAEH GUSH DIVAR I am delighted to accept your kind invitation to lie down on the floor with my arms above my head and my legs apart. *SHOMAEH FEKR TAMONEN GEU COFFEN BANDE I agree with everything you have ever said or thought in your life *AUTO ARRAREGH DAVATEMAN MANO SEPAHEH-HAST It is very kind of you to allow me to travel in the trunk *FASHAL-EL TEUPEHMAN NA DEGAT MANO GOFTAM CHESEHAYELL MOHE MARA JEBEHKESHVAREHMAN If you do me the kindness of not harming my genital appendages, I will gladly reciprocate by betraying my country in public *MATERNIER GHERMEZ AHLEH GHORBAN The red blindfold would be lovely, Excellency *TIKEH NUMFH BA OR KHREUEM BEZOG VA KHRUBE BOYAST INO BERGERAM The water soaked bread crumbs are delicious, thank you. I must have the recipe.