From george@vache.ucdavis.edu Fri May 2 08:54 PDT 1997 Received: from guilder.ucdavis.edu by sierra.gis.ucdavis.edu (8.8.5/BCH1.0) id IAA05581; Fri, 2 May 1997 08:54:14 -0700 (PDT) Received: from durham.ucdavis.edu by guilder.ucdavis.edu (8.8.5/UCD3.8.7) id IAA25810; Fri, 2 May 1997 08:54:13 -0700 (PDT) Received: from localhost by durham.ucdavis.edu; (5.65/1.1.8.2/28Sep95-1042AM) id AA09222; Fri, 2 May 1997 08:54:12 -0700 Date: Fri, 2 May 1997 08:54:12 -0700 (PDT) From: "George J. Scheer" X-Sender: george@durham.ucdavis.edu To: Brian Hill , Tim Leamy , Linette Young , Lai-Han Szeto Subject: Grafitti -Forwarded (fwd) Message-Id: Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: TEXT/PLAIN; charset=US-ASCII Content-Length: 4208 Status: RO Compiled Grafitti -------------------------- If you can piss this high, join the fire department. -On the wall in the men's restroom at a height of 6 feet. -O'Ryan's Irish Pub. Ashland, Oregon. Don't switch dicks in the middle of a screw. Stick with Nixon. --Nathan's. Washington, D.C. Beauty is only a light switch away. -Perkins Library. Duke University. -Durham, North Carolina. I've decided that to raise my grades I must lower my standards. -Houghton Library, Harvard University. -Cambridge, Massachusetts. Amendment 2 and OCA, soon you will be DOA. -On a tombstone used as part of a Halloween display, Hamburger Mary's. -Seattle, Washington. If life is a waste of time, and time is a waste of life, then let's all get wasted together and have the time of our lives. -Armand's Pizza. Washington, D.C. If Bush were captain of the Titanic, he'd say we were stopping for ice. -Smoky Joe's. Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. Remember, it's not, "How high are you?" it's "Hi, how are you?" -Rest stop off Route 81. West Virginia. Beware of limbo dancers. -On the bottom of the stall door, Women's Restroom, Broad Ripple Brew Pub. Indianapolis, Indiana. Rome wasn't built in a day. That's because it was a government job. -Women's Restroom. City View Tavern. Cincinnati, Ohio. I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy. -Bailey Howe Library, University of Vermont. Burlington, Vermont. Hey, your karma just ran over my dogma. -Blueberry Hill. St. Louis, Missouri. Flush twice-It's a long way to the kitchen. -Restroom, Washakie Cafeteria, University of Wyoming. Laramie, Wyoming. God made pot. Man made beer. Who do you trust? -The Irish Times. Washington, D.C. Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity. -The Bayou, Baton Rouge, Louisiana. No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired of putting up with her shit. -Men's Room, Linda's Bar and Grill. Chapel Hill, North Carolina. To do is to be. Descartes To be is to do. Voltaire Do be do be do. Frank Sinatra -Men's restroom, Greasewood Flats. Scottsdale, Arizona. At the feast of ego, everyone leaves hungry. -Bentley's House of Coffee and Tea, Tucson, Arizona. Chris, Just remember that this dollar is not to be spent until everything between us is over (completely). Please remember I love you! Tori -On dollar bill F602225237. It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere. -Written in the dust on the back of a bus. -Wickenburg, Arizona. Make love, not war. -Hell, do both, get married! -Women's restroom, The Filling Station. -Bozeman, Montana. God is dead. Nietzsche Nietzsche is dead. God -The Tombs Restaurant. -Washington, D.C. A word in the mouth is worth two from George Bush. I don't understand. That's okay, Dan. -H.L. Mencken's Cultured Pearl Restaurant and Bar. Baltimore, Maryland. If voting could really change things, it would be illegal. -Revolution Books. New York, New York. This bubble gum tastes like rubber. Yeah, but it lasts a long time. And it blows great bubbles. -Condom machine. Missoula, Montana. A Woman's Rule of Thumb: If it has tires or testicles, you're going to have trouble with it. -Women's restroom, Dick's Last Resort. -Dallas, Texas. JESUS SAVES! But wouldn't it be better if he had invested? -Men's restroom, American University. -Washington, D.C. Just 'cause it's clean don't mean it's fresh. -Port O'John, -Acadia National Park, Maine. If pro is opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Congress! -Men's restroom, House of Representatives. Washington, D.C. Bill Clinton threw up here. -The Oyster Bar. -Little Rock, Arkansas. LSD consumes 47 times its weight in excess reality. -Men's restroom, The 400 bar. -Minneapolis, Minnesota. I used to be into necrophilia and bestiality...but then I realized I was just kicking a dead horse. -The Cellar Restaurant. -Blacksburg, Virginia. If it wasn't intended to be eaten, it wouldn't be shaped like a taco. -Nathan's. -Washington, D.C. Why do drunk men miss the toilet? Why do sober men? -South Main Cafe. -Blacksburg, Virginia. Hey Nike, I just did it! -Tastee Diner, -Bethesda, Maryland.