>Benign................What you be after you be eight. > Artery................The study of paintings. > Bacteria..............Back door to cafeteria. > Barium................What doctors do when patients die. > Cesarean Section......A neighborhood in Rome. > Catscan...............Searching for kitty. > Cauterize.............Made eye contact with her. > Colic.................A sheep dog. > Coma..................A punctuation mark. > D & C.................Where Washington is. > Dilate................To live long. > Enema.................Not a friend. > Fester................Quicker than someone else. > Fibula................A small lie. > Genital...............Non-Jewish person. > G.I. Series...........World Series of military baseball. > Hangnail..............What you hang your coat on. > Impotent..............Distinguished, well known. > Labor Pain............Getting hurt at work. > Medical Staff.........A Doctor's cane. > Morbid................A higher offer than I bid. > Nitrates..............Cheaper than day rates. > Node..................Was aware of. > Outpatient............A person who has fainted. > Pap Smear.............A fatherhood test. > Pelvis................Second cousin to Elvis. > Post Operative........A letter carrier. > Recovery Room.........Place to do upholstery. > Rectum................Darn near killed him. > Secretion.............Hiding something. > Seizure...............Roman emperor. > Tablet................A small table. > Terminal Illness......Getting sick at the airport. > Tumor.................More than one. > Urine.................Opposite of you're out. > Varicose..............Near by/close by. > Vein..................Conceited. > > > > > ><---- End Forwarded Message ----> > > > > > ______________________________________ Vladimir Berkovsky Senior Network Engineer LookSmart, Ltd. http://www.looksmart.com vberkovsky@looksmart.com