Q:   What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?
     A:   Pregnant.
 
     Q:   What do you call it when a blonde dies their hair brunette?
     A:   Artificial intelligence.

     Q:   How do you get a blondes eyes to twinkle?
     A:   Shine a torch in her ears.
 
     Q:   Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks?
     A:   It takes too long to retrain them.
 
     Q:   What's the mating call of the blonde?
     A:   "I'm *sooo* drunk!"
 
     Q:   What is the mating call of the ugly blonde?
     A:   (Screaming) "I said: I'm drunk!"

     Q:   What do you call a blonde with 90% of her intelligence gone?
     A:   Divorced. 

     Q:   How is a blonde like a postage stamp?
     A:   You lick'm, stick'em, and send'em on their way.