A guy is in his backyard one day and, looking over his fence, sees his
neighbor digging a hole in his garden.  Being a friendly person, he
asks what the hole is for.

"My canary died and I'm burying it." said the neighbor.

"Oh, I'm sorry about that," said the guy, "but that's a pretty big hole

for a little canary, isn't it?" he said.
"Well, it's inside your damn cat!" replied the neighbor.