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> > PCMCIA         People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms
> > ISDN           It Still Does Nothing
> > APPLE          Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity
> > SCSI           System Can't See It
> > DOS            Defective Operating System
> > BASIC          Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control
> > IBM            I Blame Microsoft
> > DEC            Do Expect Cuts
> > CD-ROM         Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months
> > OS/2           Obsolete Soon, Too.
> > WWW            World Wide Wait
> > MACINTOSH      Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating
> >                System Hangs
> > PENTIUM        Produces Erroneous Numbers Through Incorrect
> >                Understanding of Mathematics
> > COBOL          Completely Obsolete Business Oriented Language
> > AMIGA          A Merely Insignificant Game Addiction
> > LISP           Lots of Infuriating & Silly Parentheses
> > MIPS           Meaningless Indication of Processor Speed
> > WINDOWS        Will Install Needless Data On Whole System
> > GIRO           Garbage In Rubbish Out
> > MICROSOFT      Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software
> >                Only Fools Teenagers
> > ACORN          Astounding Computers Often Ridiculed Nonetheless
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