th-th-th-th-is j-j-j-j-oke is f-f-f-f-f-f-unny. ______________________________ Forward Header __________________________________ Subject: Stop that Stutter Author: Meryl.Degen@jwtny.sprint.com at INTERNET Date: 9/26/96 1:00 AM A man with a stuttering problem tries everything he can to stop stuttering, but he can't. Finally, he goes to a world-renowned doctor for help. The doctor examines him and says, "I've found your problem. Your penis is twelve inches long. It weighs so much it is pulling on your lungs, causing you to stutter." "What's the cure, doc?" asks the man. "We have to cut off six inches," replies the doctor. The man thinks about it and eager to cure his stuttering, agrees to the operation. The operation is a success and he stops stuttering. Two months later he calls the doctor and tells him that since he had the six inches cut off, all of his girlfriends have dumped him and his love life has gone down the tubes. He wants the doctor to operate to put back the six inches . Not hearing anything on the line, he repeats himself and adds, "Hey doc, didn't you hear me? I want my six inches back!" Finally, the doctor responds, "F-f-f-f-f-f-uck Y-y-you!!!"