Ridiculous U.S. Sex Laws
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In Ventura County, California: There is a law against: cats and dogs
having sex without a permit.

In Harrisburg, Pennsylvania: There is a law against: having sex with a
truck driver in a toll booth.

In Nevada: There is a law against: having sex without a condom.

In Willowdale, Oregon: There is a law against: a husband talking dirty
in his wife's ear during sex.

In Clinton, Oklahoma: There is a law against: masturbating while
watching two people have sex in a car.

In the state of Washington: There is a law against: having sex with a
virgin under any circumstances (including the wedding night).(What the
hell????)

In Tremonton, Utah: There is a law against: having sex in an
ambulance.

In Newcastle, Wyoming: There is a law against: having sex in a butcher
shop's meat freezer.

In Alexandria, Minnesota: There is a law against: a man having sex with
his wife with the stink of onions, sardines, or garlic on his breath.

In every state in the union: There is a law against: having sex with a
corpse.

In Ames, Iowa: There is a law against: drinking more than three slugs
of beer while lying in bed with a woman.

In Fairbanks, Alaska: There is a law against: two moose having sex on
the city sidewalks.

In Kingsville, Texas: There is a law against: two pigs having sex on
Kingsville airport property.

In Ventura County, California: There is a law against: cats and dogs
having sex without a permit.

In Washington, D.C.: There is a law against: having sex in any position
other than face-to-face. (Of all places???? Washington...where people
screw each other while they ain't lookin'?)