I would like to share the latest cost cutting approach that I have = recently seen: Last weekend, I went to a restaurant with some friends, and I noticed that the waiter who took our order carried a spoon in his shirt pocket. It seemed a little strange, but I ignored it. However, when the busboy brought our water and utensils, I noticed he also had a spoon in his shirt pocket. When the waiter came back to take our order, I asked "why the spoon?" "well", he said, "the restaurant's owners hired Anderson Consulting, experts in efficiency, in order to revamp all our processes. After several months of statistical analysis, they concluded that customers drop their spoons 73.84% more often than any other utensils. This represents a drop frequency of approximately 3 spoons per table per hour. If our personnel is prepared to deal with that contingency, we can reduce the number of trips back to the kitchen and save 1.5 man-hours per shift." As we finished talking, a metallic sound was heard from behind me. Quickly, the waiter replaced the dropped spoon with the one from his pocket and said "I'll get another spoon the next time I go to the kitchen instead of making an extra trip to get it right now." I was rather impressed, the waiter continued taking our order, I continued to look around. I then noticed that there was a very thin string hanging out of the waiters fly. Looking around, I noticed that all the waiters had the very same string hanging from their flys. My curiosity got the better of me and I asked the waiter, "excuse me, but can you tell me why you have that string right there?" "Oh certainly" he answered, lowering his voice. "Not everyone is as observant as you. That consulting firm I mentioned also found out that "by tying this string to the tip of our ...you know... we can pull it out over the urinal without touching it and that way eliminate the need to wash our hands, shortening the time spent in the restroom by 76.39%" "OK, that makes sense, but...if the string helps you get it out, how do you put it back in?" "Well", he whispered, lowering his voice even further, "I don't know about the others, but I use the spoon."