From george@vache.ucdavis.edu Mon Aug 4 20:36 PDT 1997 Received: from schilling.ucdavis.edu by sierra.gis.ucdavis.edu (8.8.5/BCH1.0) id UAA19723; Mon, 4 Aug 1997 20:36:00 -0700 (PDT) Received: from durham.ucdavis.edu (durham.ucdavis.edu [128.120.143.124]) by schilling.ucdavis.edu (8.8.5/UCD3.10.18) with SMTP id UAA06763; Mon, 4 Aug 1997 20:35:21 -0700 (PDT) Received: from localhost by durham.ucdavis.edu; (5.65/1.1.8.2/28Sep95-1042AM) id AA01501; Mon, 4 Aug 1997 20:35:20 -0700 Date: Mon, 4 Aug 1997 20:35:20 -0700 (PDT) From: "George J. Scheer" X-Sender: george@durham.ucdavis.edu Reply-To: "George J. Scheer" To: Henry Shiu , Tim Leamy , Brian Hill , alan.giblin@fibre.com, Eric Sanderson , daoei@ucdavis.edu, Andre Chavez , Pete Blando , Quico Gonzalez , Harry Spanglet Subject: Why Star Wars is better than Star Trek (fwd) Message-Id: Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: TEXT/PLAIN; charset=US-ASCII Content-Length: 1600 Status: RO X-Status: ---------- Forwarded message ---------- Date: Fri, 25 Jul 1997 12:21:21 -0700 From: LaiHan Szeto To: gjscheer@ucdavis.edu, szmaddog@ucdavis.edu, johnmaul@aol.com, bobcow1825@aol.com Subject: Why Star Wars is better than Star Trek ---------------------- Forwarded by LaiHan Szeto/IWP on 07/25/97 12:11 PM --------------------------- szetow@hooked.net on 07/25/97 12:19:13 PM Please respond to szetow@hooked.net To: LaiHan Szeto/IWP cc: Subject: Why Star Wars is better than Star Trek Why Star Wars is Better than Star Trek 12. In the Star Wars universe, weapons are rarely, if ever, set on 'stun'. 11.The enterprise needs a huge engine room with an anti-matter unit and a crew of 20 just to go into warp-- the Millenium Falcon does the same thing with R2-D2 and a wookie. 10.After resisting the Imperial torture droid and Darth Vader, Princess Leia still looked fresh and desirable-- after pithy Cardassian starvation torture, Picard looked like hell. 9.Jabba the Hutt would eat Harry Mudd for trying to cut in on his action. 8.Luke Skywalker is not obsessed with sleeping with every alien he encounters. 7.One word: lightsabers 6.The Federation would have to attempt to liberate any ship named Slave I. 5.The Death Star doesn't care if the Earth is class M or not. 4. Darth Vader could choke the entire Borg empire with one glance. 3. Picard pilots through the Enterprise through an asteroid belt at one-quarter inpulse power. Han Solo floors it. 2. Aliens have make-up in other places than their foreheads. 1. Death Star vs. Enterprise